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In fact cats are naturally Green animals. After all:
a) No cats have ever used aerosol sprays. Sprays, maybe, but not aerosol ones. The ozone layer is perfectly safe from cats.
b) Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. but they don't, so that's all right.
c) The same with whales. People might have fed whales to cats, but the cats didn't know. They'd have been just as happy with minced harpooner.
d) Antarctica? Cats are quite happy to leave it alone.
Of course, they have their negative points:
a) All cats insist on wearing real fur coats…
a) No cats have ever used aerosol sprays. Sprays, maybe, but not aerosol ones. The ozone layer is perfectly safe from cats.
b) Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. but they don't, so that's all right.
c) The same with whales. People might have fed whales to cats, but the cats didn't know. They'd have been just as happy with minced harpooner.
d) Antarctica? Cats are quite happy to leave it alone.
Of course, they have their negative points:
a) All cats insist on wearing real fur coats…